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Great read super relatable

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Finch is how I stay sane these days

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they should give you a promo code

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Ghosting is a great solution to avoiding conversations you don’t want to have

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You know what my solution to number 8 is? Book boyfriends

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You know what else is natures drug? Opium

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Exercise may give you endorphins but the idea of exercising makes me want to shoot my hypothetical husband

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Not eating kills your emotions that literally why anorexia exists

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You should watch that YouTube video from mina lee about the looking sick beauty standard really cool stuff

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I can’t complete my first goal of the day ‘get up’ without downing at least 8 ounces of a caffeinated drink

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Yea let’s go back to exclusively writing letters to each other way more poetic anyways

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And let’s be real what if you’re a genius and people teach about you in university in a hundred years? What are they gonna do read your texts🤢. Nah way better to be misterious with half rotted letters that people try to decipher to under stand the motives of a genius

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Just delete everything except the kindle app and finch u don’t need anything else. You don’t want the fbi tracking your likes and dislikes bro. Also just avoid your phone all together because they listen to you so you should really start setting up goals to go completely off grid

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The linked in downward spiral is real, trust

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Honestly really felt number one I put on mascara and suddenly I’m the most amazing person to ever have existed

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PLEASE skill!!

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Plants got it figured out we should be more like plants

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These don’t feel like the bare minimum to me… my daily to do list literally says ‘get up’

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a win is a win

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